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March 24, 2005
Super Universal US, Asian & European Remote Control Turns Off Virtually any Television - Anywhere
A Brand New "Super Universal US, Asian & European Remote Control that can turn off Virtually any Television in the world" is now available online from Los Angeles internet company.
(PRWEB) March 24, 2005 -- A Brand New "Super Universal US, Asian & European Remote Control that can turn off Virtually any Television in the world". This New Super Remote is now available to television viewers. One no longer have to suffer in hotel waiting rooms, airports, bus terminals etc.
Think of all the waiting done in emergency rooms where and having to endure mindless soaps, the bars and Pubs have been silenced into submission by a cocktail of football or MTV – depending on which end is where the TV is. This is the gizmo most have wished for that would quell the cacophony then their wish have been granted.
A gadget cunningly disguised as a car alarm remote clandestinely switches off television sets by the simple press of a button now exists. Getting your hands on one of these and going for a pint could yet again become the social event that it was forty years ago – before the art of conversation was overcome by wide-eyed silence punctuated by disjointed applause and laughter.
The gadget with a moral dimension has a name with a biblical ring, and like the parting of the Red Sea it will silence the attention sapping scourge in any public area. When activated, the universal remote control with a mission will spend about a minute flashing out 209 different codes to turn off televisions, attacking the most popular brands first. There is an American-Asian model and a US, Asian & European one, using different codes.
This Super Universal US, Asian & European Remote Control offers Safe. Effective. Fun. Hangs on your keychain.
Directions for using your Super Universal US, Asian & European Remote Control:
Point it at a TV set Press the button (no need to hold the button down).
Keep pointing it at the TV until the TV turns off which may take up to 69 seconds).
Super Universal US, Asian & European Remote Control is very much like any other tv remote control. It is harmless to televisions. It is harmless to humans and other animals (in fact, it is quite beneficial, since it turns televisions off).
Posted by Industrial-Manufacturing at March 24, 2005 03:12 AM